START SPREADIN' THE NEWS, I'M LEAVIN (THE GOV'S MANSION) TODAY...



Wow. Its almost incomprehensible that he could have been this stupid. And that poor wife, dragged up there after I am sure she was being told she "had to show solidarity with her man"

So, the headlines are just okay, can you come up with your own?

Gawkers

Spitza's Otha Shiksas!
Scarlet Harlot
Tricks For Spitz
Escorted From Office?
Guv's Bank Skank Spank
No Pass On High Class Ass
Governor? I Barely Ho Her!