"Spitz Calls It Quits Over Costly Bumped Bits"
Goodbye Client number 9...but I am sure it won't be long.
I am positive that in the next 6 months we'll see you with:
Oprah, Larry King, Dr. Phil, On Dancing With the Stars, The Surreal Life and in a Mug Shot.
This is for Bookfraud and all you other aspiring writers. From The Onion