"Spitz Calls It Quits Over Costly Bumped Bits"

Goodbye Client number 9...but I am sure it won't be long.

I am positive that in the next 6 months we'll see you with:

Oprah, Larry King, Dr. Phil, On Dancing With the Stars, The Surreal Life and in a Mug Shot.

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This is for Bookfraud and all you other aspiring writers. From The Onion