GOTHAM/METROPOLIS HAS A NEW SUPERHERO!!!!!
Move aside Spidey and Clark Kent - New York now has...
THE HERPES AVENGER"
Beware oh male herpes spreaders, THE AVENGER HAS ARRIVED!!!
Williamsburg "Herpes Avenger" Is Fighting STDs With Fliers
"Do you live in the Williamsburg Greenpoint area? I know you probably love it. I love it too. But you should be aware of some things. Living here is much like living in a college dorm. It's a hotbed (no pun intended) of sexually transmitted diseases. But it doesn't have to be like this." We agree! Well, maybe up until the last sentence. Anyway, one woman has made it her mission to stop the spread of herpes by, for starters, making it impossible for the guy who gave it to her ever to get laid again.
Seems THE AVENGER is pissed at HIPSTER BOY for sending the seeds of discontent up her hoo-ha.
Here is Her Blog. It tells the whole story.
My favorite quote:
"You try riding your bike over the Williamsburg bridge with sores all over your VAG