Wednesday, July 25, 2007

"When you're a butch your a butch" "We like to munch in America"

Something Old: Bill O'Reilly fills a report with lies and inaccuracies.

Something New: He admits it.

And the report in question regards what important threat to the well being of Americans? Terrorism? Iraq? Health Insurance? Oh no, no no no.

RAMPAGING LESBIAN STREET GANGS!!!!! I know, I know, we'll come back to the humor inherent in that idea in a moment. But first O'Reilly.

Its not often you can mention Bill O'Reilly, Lesbian Street Gangs and Pink Pistols in the same sentence. God that felt good.

On July 3rd LifeSiteNews and many other services reported on a Fox News Bill O'Reilly segment on violent lesbian gangs in Washington, DC. and elsewhere. The report included video footage of violent incidents and a report from crime investigator Rod Wheeler. O'Reilly and Wheeler now report that there were significant inaccuracies and exaggerations in the the report.

In his apology Wheeler states, "During the O'Reilly Factor segment on June 21st, while engaged in a discussion on Lesbian gangs, I inadvertently stated that gang members carry pistols that are painted pink and call themselves the "Pink Pistol Packing Group." I was not referring to the gay rights group "Pink Pistols" who advocates for the lawful rights of gays to carry weapons for protection. Further, I mentioned that there are "over 150 of these gangs" in the greater Washington DC area. What I actually meant is that there are over 150 gangs in the Washington DC area, some of which are in fact lesbian gangs. Lastly, I mentioned in the segment that there is this "national epidemic" of lesbian gangs. A better choice of words would have been to say that there is a growing concern nationally, and especially in major urban areas, of increased gang activity, which includes some lesbian gang activity. I apologize for any misunderstanding this may have caused."

Of course probably 80% of O'Reilly's reports contain these types of "errors". So, running out of things to scare Americans into being acquiescent sheeple with, he introduces the menace of LESBIAN CRIME GANGS, and can't even get that right.

Oops, what he did was actually make up a story about Lesbian Street Gangs. They don't exist. At ALL!!!! Its was a fabricated story based on the Lesbian Gun Rights Group and 4 Lesbians who went to jail because they were protecting themselves from a male attacker.

But if they did exist:

I wonder what threat they would pose to the average person? "Hey breeder, come here so I can kick you in the knees"

I wonder if its a constant battle between the lipstick lesbians and the butch lesbians? "Pussified pretty girls!!!!" "Short Haired Hobbits!!"

I wonder if their fights are like Rugby Matches. They fight like hell and then drink and kiss afterwards?

I wonder if they support Osama?

I wonder if they "hate freedom?"