Its amazing what counseling can do these days.
Remember the Rev. Ted Haggard? He was Pastor for the 14,000 strong NEW LIFE Church in Colorado and President of the 40,000,000 strong National Association of Evangelical Churches. He resigned both positions last year after a male prostitute came forward with tales of gay sex and meth binges. Well, he has been counseled and declared "completely heterosexual" by a 4 man pastor counseling crew. Yes, he got his clean bill of healthy red-blooded, titty-loving normalness. He was also told he should live away from Colorado because it is not the best healing environment for him.
In other news:
After counseling Shane MacGowan of The Pogues was declared "completely sober" by the lads down the Euston Station Pub.
After counseling Jim Frey was declared "completely truthful" about his life, addictions and jailing, by Kavvya Viswanatan http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaavya_Viswanathan
After counseling Bill O'Reilly was declared "completely unbiased" by Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Michael Savage.
The spin, the hypocrisy and the insanity never stops. Do you think there are a ton of people out there now saying, "oh well, I guess its okay now, even good Christians who tell the world that gays are satan's minions get carried away now and again and suck some cock while tweaking on meth?"