CASE STUDY #456 on HOW STATISTICS AND SURVEYS CAN BE MISLEADING WITHOUT FURTHER RESEARCH

BRITISH WOMEN HAVE LARGEST BREASTS IN EUROPE!!!!!!!
Lusting British, Continental and American men rejoice!!!!

A survey released on Feb. 13 by bra makers TRIUMPH states that British women have the highest percentage of D cup wearers in Europe.

Percentage of women wearing cup size: D C B A
UK 57 18 19 6
Denmark 50 19 24 7
Netherlands 36 27 29 8
Belgium 28 28 35 9
France 26 29 38 7
Sweden 24 30 33 14
Greece 23 28 40 9
Switzerland 19 24 43 14
Austria 11 27 51 10
Italy 10 21 68 1

So on the surface this seems great for the lads. Lots of shapely, large-breasted, enticing, hourglass-shaped British seductresses wandering the rainy streets of London, Manchester and Glasgow.

But another survey also recently released shows that the U.K. is the FATTEST country in Europe and one of the fattest countries in the world.

From the U.K. Guardian - "Britons are the fattest men and women of Europe, beating Slovakia and Greece by a small margin and with every likelihood that the next generation will hang on to the title, if current trends continue...figures released by the government yesterday showing that two-thirds of men and almost 60% of women are either overweight or obese." In 2003, 22% of men and 23% of women were obese; this figure will rise to 33% of men and 28% of women by 2010 if nothing is done. (this compares to about 32% obesity in the US).

So what you really have are a lot of women shoveling bucketfuls of fish and chips, fried kippers and blood pudding down their jowly throats while waddling around Yorkshire High Streets in their stretched-to-the-limit 1988 era warm up suits. Alas - FAT WOMEN = FAT BREASTS = NEED FOR BIGGER BRAS.

Sorry lads. You have to keep these surveys in context.