Tuesday, August 08, 2006


Now this guy ha sit Go-ing onnnnn.

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An 88-year-old Indian farmer, who has never heard of Viagra, became the father of a baby boy and has sex daily and wants more kids, The Times of India reported Tuesday.

"I don't want to live to 100 but, as long as I live, I should be able to enjoy sex," Virmaram Jat, who lives in a village in the Barmer district in the western desert sate of Rajasthan, was quoted in the newspaper as saying.

The prosperous farmer, with a flowing white beard and a weather-beaten face, says he takes long walks every day and has been drinking fresh camel milk since childhood.


Gliding through Manhattan today I spied a sign on the wall at the site of a new building going up. KAFKA CONSTRUCTION COMPANY. Hmmmm.


Mathematicians, Scientists, Comedy. Normally the third word is not a good fit with the first two.

This website is a collection of jokes by and for mathematicians and scientists.


What keeps a square from moving? Why, square roots of course.

How can you tell that Harvard was layed out by a mathematician?
The div school [divinity school] is right next to the grad school...


Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An abelian grape.

Q: What's purple, commutes, and is worshiped by a limited number
of people?
A: A finitely venerated abelian grape.