PASS THE CAMEL MILK!!!!!!!
Now this guy ha sit Go-ing onnnnn.
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An 88-year-old Indian farmer, who has never heard of Viagra, became the father of a baby boy and has sex daily and wants more kids, The Times of India reported Tuesday.
"I don't want to live to 100 but, as long as I live, I should be able to enjoy sex," Virmaram Jat, who lives in a village in the Barmer district in the western desert sate of Rajasthan, was quoted in the newspaper as saying.
The prosperous farmer, with a flowing white beard and a weather-beaten face, says he takes long walks every day and has been drinking fresh camel milk since childhood.
Gliding through Manhattan today I spied a sign on the wall at the site of a new building going up. KAFKA CONSTRUCTION COMPANY. Hmmmm.
Mathematicians, Scientists, Comedy. Normally the third word is not a good fit with the first two.
This website is a collection of jokes by and for mathematicians and scientists.
What keeps a square from moving? Why, square roots of course.
How can you tell that Harvard was layed out by a mathematician?
The div school [divinity school] is right next to the grad school...
GET IT? HAHAHAHAHA. Me neither.
Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An abelian grape.
Q: What's purple, commutes, and is worshiped by a limited number
A: A finitely venerated abelian grape.