Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Okay, now they have gone TOO FAR!!!!

Indonesia Muslim hardliners attack Playboy building 2 hours, 2 minutes ago

JAKARTA (Reuters) - About 300 hardline Indonesian Muslims vandalized a building housing the office of Playboy magazine on Wednesday in a protest against its publication in the world's most populous Muslim nation.

Clad in white shirts and skull caps the protesters threw rocks at the front lobby, breaking the windows of the building in the south of Jakarta several days after the magazine hit news-stands for the first time.

Shouting "Allahu Akbar" (God is Greatest), the protesters also ripped apart several copies of the Indonesian Playboy, which unlike the U.S. original does not show any nudity.

Despite being a much tamer version, the magazine sold out very quickly, partly thanks to controversy surrounding its publication and protests from some Muslim groups.

I hereby call for an IMMEDIATE mobilization of regular and national guard troops to protect American interests at home and abroad.

The deployments will be as follows:

-1 regiment to guard the Hustler offices in Los Angeles

-1 division to cordon of the San Fernando Valley. Only working adult film actors will be allowed in or out.

-A permanent guard of Special Forces troops as both SCORES New York and Las Vegas.

-Marine expedittionary forces will take stations around the world guard the offices of FHM, MAXIM, PENTHOUSE, and BIG JUGS.

It is vital that we protect the Western ideals of soft and hard core porn consumption, displays of the flesh both live and on film and rights we have as Americans to be as horny as we want to be.