60% of the members of the US Senate are millionaires.
Wouldn't it be nice if 60% of their constituents were millionaires.
A great line from Maureen Dowd of the New York Times.
A Prius in Every Pot
Published: April 26, 2006
It's taken over five years, but George W. Bush finally made a concession speech to Al Gore.
He conceded that America needs to conserve, by buying hybrid vehicles and developing new energy sources.
Trying to calm the yips in his party and the country over exploding gasoline prices, the president sounded a bit like a wild-eyed Ozone Man himself yesterday, extolling the virtues of alternative fuel derived from cooking grease, sugar, grass, wood chips, soybean oil and corn.
But then he got ahold of himself. "You just got to recognize there are limits to how much corn can be used for ethanol," he said, standing in front of a bucolic mural. "After all, we got to eat some."
(GEORGIE SAYS WE GOTS TO EAT SOME CORN, THANK YOU GEORGIE)