Friday, March 31, 2006

A few weeks ago I wrote about the 12 year old girl who was charged with assault because she hit another girl in the head with the ball during a game of dodgeball (I know, it boggles the mind).

Now we have another dodgeball incident to report. A Christian Youth Minister assaults a 16 year old for hitting him in the head with the ball in a game of dodgeball. This loving member of the religion of peace lost it and attacked the kid. Do you think he asked WWJD if he were to get nailed in the noggin by a plastic ball?

Dodgeball game leads to assault charges
3/31/2006, 8:38 a.m. CT
The Associated Press

LIBERTY, Mo. (AP) A youth minister was charged with assault for allegedly knocking a 16-year-old boy down and kicking him in the groin after taking a head shot from the teen in a dodgeball game.

David M. Boudreaux, 27, was charged Wednesday with one count of third-degree assault. According to court documents, the incident happened in February at Crescent Lake Christian Academy.

Authorities said the teen missed Boudreaux with one throw but then knocked the youth minister's glasses off with the next.

The boy apologized, authorities said, but Boudreaux pushed him backward, and when the teen got up again, Boudreaux kicked him in the groin and left.

The teen suffered whiplash and post-concussion syndrome and had blood in his urine after being kicked, according to court records.

Boudreaux later apologized, prosecutors said.
Jeanne D. Hewitt, administrator of Crescent Lake Christian Academy, said Boudreaux had been placed on administrative leave.

What kind of an idiot wears his glasses while playing dodgeball? Why are adults playing dodgeball? Why isn't there a Congressional investigation of dodgeball?

Uhhh, he "aplogised." Hmm, I don't think that's going to cut it. The kid has blood in his urine. Our kind hearted youth minister is going to be "dodging" bubba's love sausage in the local lock up for a couple of months and will be sued into 20 years of negative bank balances by the family.

I guess the Lord will forgive him though.