Friday, June 03, 2005

In October 2004 I posted a series of "headlines from history as Fox News would report them.

In an interesting twist, with Mr. Felt coming forward as deep throat this week, there has been almost nonstop babble in defense of Richard Nixon and calls for Felt to be brought up on charges on Fox News. Thirty years later they are towing the extremist party line and revising history. Its really sick to watch it unfold.

Here are the headlines I posted in October.

HISTORICAL EVENTS AS FOX NEWS WOULD REPORT THEM

WASHINGTON POST BREAKS UNFOUNDED ALLEGATIONS AGAINST NIXON

FRINGE RADICAL GROUP, DRESSED LIKE INDIANS, DESTROY PERSONAL PROPERTY IN BOSTON HARBOR

JULIUS CAESAR STABBED BY COWARDLY TRAITOR HIPPIES - WHY DO THEY HATE ROMAN FREEDOM?

EXXON VALDEZ KILLS VICIOUS ALASKAN WILDLIFE IN SELF-DEFENSE

FUGITIVE HIPPIE CARPENTER ARRESTED - Terrorist Jesus al Nazareth given fair trial. Execution set outside Jerusalem tomorrow

TRIUMPH AS REAGAN'S ARMY CRUSHES THE EVIL FORCES OF GRANADA

1964: ENGLISH HIPPIES ALLOWED INTO AMERICA - COLLAPSE OF CIVILIZATION IMMINENT AS ONE SEDITIOUS FREAK CLAIMS TO BE MORE POPULAR THAN OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

VISIGOTH COMPANY "VISIBURTON" GIVEN EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO URBAN REDEVELOPMENT OF ROME

EXTREMIST ANTI-GOD/PRO-SATAN FORCES CREATE NEW SPECIES CALLED "DINOSAUR"; PLANT FAKE BONES ACROSS THE GLOBE

"INDIANS HATE FREEDOM. WE LOVE FREEDOM," SAYS GENERAL CUSTER.

ENVIRONMENTALIST WACKOS TRYING TO BAN LEAD FROM PAINT